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Chronicling My Life In The Zodiac
The False Guru List
1. Kundalini (It's complicated. Use Wikipedia)
2. Kharma Lane (The Buddhist Monastery on 6th and Belmont in Lexington, Vermont)
3. Depeche Mode (It sucks being your own, personal Jesus)
4. Ramtha (This one's still up for debate. While I can totally trust a 36,000 year old Lemurian who is being channeled by some woman, I'm not sure if a 35,000 year old Lemurian trully has the life experience to offer advice)
5. Anton LaVey (He founded the Church of Satan)
6. Miroslav Satan (Turns out he's just a Slovakian hockey player)
7. The Greys (I've only met one Green, and he was drunk. Not a good sample size)
8. G.I. Joe (The more I knew, the more I had to remember. The more I had to remember, the more my head hurt)
9. DNA Activation (I could've gotten the 24-strand activation, but then I'd have to deal with living in 24 dimensions. And, it really wouldn't have mattered for another 613,344 years when the Earth finally caught up and entered its dimension 24.)
The Zodiac List
1. Astrology.com
2. Universal Psychic Guild (You have to be a level 23 Psychic to join)
3. Zodiac-Signs-Astrology.com
4. Cafe Astrology (The best tea leaf readings on the internet)
5. Zodiac Inflatible Boats (to sail the seas of self-discovery)
6. Ramtha's School of Enlightenment
2. Universal Psychic Guild (You have to be a level 23 Psychic to join)
3. Zodiac-Signs-Astrology.com
4. Cafe Astrology (The best tea leaf readings on the internet)
5. Zodiac Inflatible Boats (to sail the seas of self-discovery)
6. Ramtha's School of Enlightenment
Blog Archive
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- Weapon Of Choice
- Cult Of Personality
- The Final Frontier
- Gang Way
- One Thousand Three Hundred and Thirty Seven
- Tongue Twist
- Get Up, Stand Up
- Workin' In A Coal Mine
- Like Being Bitten By A Radioactive Spider
- Fifteen Minutes
- 'Tis Better To Have Loved
- Pitchfork Me, I'm Done.
- Waiting To Exhale
- Excel-erate Your Life
- Social Ladder
- Burn Baby Burn
- You Take The High Road And You Take The Low Road
- So Fresh And So Clean
- Double Take
- Drawing Board 2: The Return
- Que Sera, Sera Mañana.
- I Don't Want To Grow Up. I'm a Toys-R-Us Kid.
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- Performing Arts
- Mindless Self-Indulgence
- Skipping To Someone Else's Loo
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